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Confessions of a Chilean Juggalette Wiccan
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

Reblogged from: lppberollin
Source: hugcartel

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
Reblogged from: lppberollin
Source: miihashis

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

Reblogged from: sataninhighheels
Source: eggito
lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

Reblogged from: sataninhighheels
Source: bluebonne
aimlessscribbles:

This is pretty much all I live for. Cats & beards yo, all day long.

aimlessscribbles:

This is pretty much all I live for. Cats & beards yo, all day long.

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

Reblogged from: amandasoncrant
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:


timelordshavetwohearts:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

longshotlock:

When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes

i’m actually crying

THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES

i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

timelordshavetwohearts:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

longshotlock:

When she was just a girl

She expected the world

But it flew away from her reach

So she ran away in her sleep

Dreamed of para- para- paradise

Para- para- paradise

Para- para- paradise

Every time she closed her eyes

i’m actually crying

THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES

i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional

Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
Source: ya7oby
Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
Source: ForGIFs.com

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
Source: santanist

ladyusada:

Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

  1. Look irresistibly cute
Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
Source: ladyusada

grassveins:

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
Source: grassveins

aqua:

mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone

Reblogged from: can-you-not-breathe
Source: mikustache