Pokeball - Pokemon
Confessions of a Chilean Juggalette Wiccan

tea-britannia:

kestrel-bird:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

always

i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

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I would love to reenact this scene one day during my lifetime.
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I have nothing to put in my stew, you see,
Not a bone or a bean or a black-eyed pea,
So I’ll just climb in the pot to see
If I can make a stew out of me.
I’ll put in some pepper and salt and I’ll sit
In the bubbling water - I won’t scream a bit.
I’ll sing while i simmer, I’ll smile while I’m stewing,
I’ll taste myself often to see how i’m doing.
I’ll stir me around with this big wooden spoon
And serve myself up at a quarter to noon.
So bring out your stew bowls,
You gobblers and snackers.
Farewell - and I hope you enjoy me with crackers!

-Shel Silverstein

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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canadumb:

tumblr at 3am is like walmart at 3am 

u can do whatever you want and nobody gives a crap 

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bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

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actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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theculturedactivist:

ayothewuisback:

Y’all turned your genocidal acts into federal holidays, but Black people have a violent culture.

im sleep tho..

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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p0kemina:

genderisnotsex:

fictionalfeather:

Okay can I talk about my binder for a sec?

I’m a 34D, so all binders are awkward for me. Small band, large cup. So I never get quite flat, but some lumpy monstrosity with underboob poking out. But this one gets me the closest to flat while being the most comfortable binder I own.

And it looks like a tanktop!! And it was $10!!

It’s got stretchy bits on one side, and a line of bra-like clasps on the other that you can adjust to three different sizes, again like a bra. I didn’t overheat or even really sweat even when wearing it under a shirt in early summer pre-storm humidity. And once you get yourself situated just right, you can’t tell the tank is actually a binder.

Bam. Awesome.

$10.

EDIT: Here’s the link!

The listing has expired. Here’s a new link!

10 DOLLARIDOOS FOR ALL THE BABIES

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petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number 
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

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martyrized:

me.
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wruzicka-reblogs:

seselapod:

seselapod:

u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice

I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE

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sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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