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Confessions of a Chilean Juggalette Wiccan

Just did some zumba then some arm exercises, if the fitness ball was pumped up, I would do some crunches and such, maybe some push ups…I could do so much more but I felt like I was going to have a heart attack so I stopped and walked around a few times.  gonna go eat something soon!!

Ow, I hurt.

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When I try to exercise:

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Random comment:  There’s so much gore on my blog right now…questioning how I’m going to sleep later…must watch funny shit on netflix and hope I don’t wake up in the middle of the night with an image in my head…

Real reason why I’m writing:

My boyfriend and I worked out a week long fight we have been having.  He surprised me with different colored roses from Safeway, some 86% cacao chocolate (omg so good), and the chargers for my phone that he accidentally kept from vacation.  He also took me out to Applebee’s for some delicious steak on the 2 for $20 menu (low cal steak, yummy!) and we got to hang out and talk for a bit.  We both explained our sides, how we had felt, and everything was so much better today, I realized how much I missed him because I was suppressing it to keep my eye on schoolwork this past week.  I’m so happy that he came over and saw me, everything else was just a bonus, what counted more was seeing him and talking to him and working it out.  Damn, I missed him.

(I work in a coffee shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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